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WARNING: That Dinosaur’s Moustache could be Fake!

Over 60% of dinosaur moustaches are fake.
Over 60% of dinosaur moustaches are fake.

More and more dinosaurs are using fake moustaches to gain our trust.

What was once thought to be a flight of fancy has quickly become an epidemic of deception from these devious creatures.

Recent studies show that now over 60% of dinosaur moustaches are fake.

When approaching a strange dinosaur ALWAYS Keep your wits about you and never take it at it’s word.

Be safe, always verify that the mustache is real using this simple test:

If the moustache stays in place then you know its the real deal.
If the moustache stays in place then you know its the real deal.

If the moustache stays in place then you know its the real deal.

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