Over 60% of dinosaur moustaches are fake.
More and more dinosaurs are using fake moustaches to gain our trust.
What was once thought to be a flight of fancy has quickly become an epidemic of deception from these devious creatures.
Recent studies show that now over 60% of dinosaur moustaches are fake.
When approaching a strange dinosaur ALWAYS Keep your wits about you and never take it at it’s word.
Be safe, always verify that the mustache is real using this simple test:
If the moustache stays in place then you know its the real deal.
If the moustache stays in place then you know its the real deal.
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