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3 Simple Steps to Pick Up Earth Women.

htpuew_BandCampEvery species has different mating rituals.

While many of the humanoid species are similar, there are crucial differences that can make our break your success.

In the case of earth women there are three simple steps.

Of course, everyone is familiar with step 1 become president of the galaxy and step 2 Steal the latest spaceship prototype.

So we wont waste time on those.

The third step is where everyone seems to have trouble.

It goes something like this:

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A Madman’s Guide to International Adventure

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  • Rest & Relaxation
  • Beaches & Sand
  • Language & Culture
  • Television in a foreign land
  • Adventure & mystery in exotic locals
  • Photo Opportunities
  • & world domination

I’m calling in sick. I’m going away for the weekend. I’m taking a trip across the sea. I have a plan. Yeah, me and my creation, gonna take on the man. We’re going to bring down the State.

I’ve got a giant robot and I’m going to invade Japan.

I don’t feel I’ll be needing any money, just forty tonnes of steel and the will to dominate.

  1. Twenty Miles of Barbed Wire
  2. Forty tonnes of steel
  3. Half a Dozen Laser Cannons
  4. and one extra long holiday weekend.

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