I wish I’d spaced you when I had the chance

For the crew of the Raza…

I Wish I’d Spaced You When I Had the Chance

I’m bleeding out here in the snow.
Don’t know how far I can go.
I think it’s time that you forgo this pretense we are friends.

I don’t know why I saved you.
My blood is on your hands.
I wish that I had spaced you when I had the chance.

Move along you’re dead to me.
Though not quite as dead as I’ll soon be.
I think you’ll find this memory is another you can suspend

I don’t know why I saved you.
My blood is on your hands.
I wish that I had spaced you when I had the chance.

Yeah you know I sometimes lie.
You also know I had to try.
So dry your eyes and say goodbye. It’s time for this to end

I don’t know why I saved you.
My blood is on your hands.
I wish that I had spaced you when I had the chance.

3 Simple Steps to Pick Up Earth Women.

htpuew_BandCampEvery species has different mating rituals.

While many of the humanoid species are similar, there are crucial differences that can make our break your success.

In the case of earth women there are three simple steps.

Of course, everyone is familiar with step 1 become president of the galaxy and step 2 Steal the latest spaceship prototype.

So we wont waste time on those.

The third step is where everyone seems to have trouble.

It goes something like this:

Daily Songwriting Challenge Week 1

So I decided to start publishing a new song every weekday.

If I have to write a lot more I should get better faster? right?

…that’s what I’m hoping for.

If you’d like to follow along join our mailing list. I’ll let you know when new songs are up and you’ll get announcements about upcoming shows and releases as well.

Here’s the results from week 1:

Beach

She’s lying on the beach trying to catch the sun. Waves are coming in.
A little yellow bow on a small blue suite a whole lotta skin.
I’m building on the beach. Castles in the sand. Try and catch here eye.
I’ve gotta fix the moat. Need to shore up the dam. Times slipping by.

I shoulda worn the sunscreen. I shoulda learned to swim. I should not have built that castle. I should not have let those birds in.

Looking up here towel is empty. she’s out in the waves. I just missed my chance but I gotta bag of bread and I hear some hungry birds. I guess it’s just too bad.

I shoulda worn the sunscreen I shoulda learned to swim. I should not have built that castle I should not have let those birds in.

Cigarettes & Gasoline


You’re all losers but at least you play the game. It’s an illusion but at least you’re entertained. Cigarettes & gasoline, big macs and TNT. Doesn’t anyone play with matches anymore?

You’re all liars but at least you have something to say. It’s all deception (bullshit) but at least you’re getting paid. Cigarettes & gasoline, hypocrites and limousines. Doesn’t anyone play with matches anymore?

Playing with LEDs. (They last longer and won’t burn your fingers.)

Can you remember how to burn?

Remember how to burn.

Cigarettes and gasoline, hypocrites and limousines. I can’t wait to watch you burn.

Doesn’t anyone play with matches anymore?

Come on everyone. Play with matches.

A Madman’s Guide to International Adventure

robot-menace

  • Rest & Relaxation
  • Beaches & Sand
  • Language & Culture
  • Television in a foreign land
  • Adventure & mystery in exotic locals
  • Photo Opportunities
  • & world domination

I’m calling in sick. I’m going away for the weekend. I’m taking a trip across the sea. I have a plan. Yeah, me and my creation, gonna take on the man. We’re going to bring down the State.

I’ve got a giant robot and I’m going to invade Japan.

I don’t feel I’ll be needing any money, just forty tonnes of steel and the will to dominate.

  1. Twenty Miles of Barbed Wire
  2. Forty tonnes of steel
  3. Half a Dozen Laser Cannons
  4. and one extra long holiday weekend.