Every species has different mating rituals.
While many of the humanoid species are similar, there are crucial differences that can make our break your success.
In the case of earth women there are three simple steps.
Of course, everyone is familiar with step 1 become president of the galaxy and step 2 Steal the latest spaceship prototype.
So we wont waste time on those.
The third step is where everyone seems to have trouble.
It goes something like this: